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Aug 22, 2014 / 42,214 notes

baskauskas:

oh my god this guy messaged me on okcupid and he has a “don’t message me if” section and 

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jesus christ

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madokaakemi:

fuck-kirk:

starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

YYYOOOOOOOOOO

OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit
Aug 22, 2014 / 319,090 notes

madokaakemi:

fuck-kirk:

starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

YYYOOOOOOOOOO

OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit

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breadonly:

gleeson666:

what the fuck is this

bazinga
Aug 18, 2014 / 541,105 notes

breadonly:

gleeson666:

what the fuck is this

bazinga

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Aug 18, 2014 / 834,270 notes

lavish:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

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Aug 18, 2014 / 103,035 notes

phobias:

relahvant:

phobias:

why you should date me; i’m 6’6 so if we go to concerts you can ride on my shoulders and see everything 

and then you can be that couple that gets in everyone’s way and makes them angry 

life sucks when you’re not dating me

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Aug 18, 2014 / 215,646 notes

aculthood:

"what do you want to do with your life?"image

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Aug 18, 2014 / 3,530 notes

there has been a lot of bad things happening lately, reblog this and add something positive that’s happened or is happening!!

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salemtheblackcat:

today i discovered this gif

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play any song you want and snoop dances to the beat while this guy vomits it’s fucking fantastic

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Aug 18, 2014 / 270,950 notes

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Aug 18, 2014 / 397,526 notes

flabofsteel:

gandalph:

livvefast:

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting

shout out to everyone who can treat people with respect despite their differences

shout out to all you fly motherfuckahs

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Aug 18, 2014 / 201,723 notes

super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

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