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Jul 16, 2014 / 392,245 notes

thesulfurandthesea:

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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Jul 4, 2014 / 165,327 notes

tristan-thorn-is-my-hero:

mojosodope178:

theweedteacher:

Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these

double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?

This is fucking amazing to me…

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Jul 4, 2014 / 58,724 notes

seriousjones:

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

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Jul 4, 2014 / 321,341 notes

stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

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Jul 4, 2014 / 206,032 notes

god:

youngvlcanoes:

god ur annoying

excuse me?

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Jul 4, 2014 / 129,580 notes

chelszsaidwhat:

anotherescapee:

ipromisedyouswore:

mizzkemi:

i-am-the-cas-in-deans-ass:

asovietwarbear:

au8:

If you aren’t following ListOfLifeHacks

WHY
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THE
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FUCK
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NOT
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last one is obviously the most important.

Well no shit

Guess who’s making a goddamn sofa fort!

I even saved the sofa fort as a picture in my phone for the next partaaay

"partaaay"

idk about you, but i’djust do that so that can sleep without anyone seeing me

That last comment 👆

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Jul 4, 2014 / 332,944 notes

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Jul 4, 2014 / 425,315 notes

shslkittycatlady:

zanareid:

slightlywarmtopic:

Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

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I’m fuCkING SCREAMING

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Jul 4, 2014 / 42,583 notes

behindbobsburgers:

Here’s a supercut of every time Bob says “Oh my god.”

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Jul 4, 2014 / 252,923 notes

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